V-Dare. Pure vanilla.

V-Dare. Pure vanilla.

“Memories of you.” - John Copeland 2010.

“Memories of you.” - John Copeland 2010.

Rather like this window. KASK, Portlandia.

Rather like this window. KASK, Portlandia.

The German Method.

The German Method.

Crema H2O

“We’re out of half and half.”

“Can’t we just pour water in whipping cream.”

“No.”

“That will only work if we call it something foreign and pretentious.”

“Call it CremaH2O, put it in a fancy bottle and tell people it is local, organic, green and manufactured by African immigrant women with AIDS.”

“The feeling is that internationalism has really arrived at a price that’s too high”